I taught a defensive driving class in Fort Worth, then rushed home to watch the rest of the Cowboys vs. Giants, Monday night football game. OMG!!!! And I don't ever use that Hannah Montana reference!!! (I have two teenaged daughters and that's how I know that, I'm not a perv.)
Anyway, the Cowboys....well, you saw the game! I was bummed for the rest of the night, not even Jack Daniels could make the pain go away, like it did after my first marriage. Tony Romo maybe out for the season, is the season over for the 'boys, could Wade Phillips make a good Santa Claus??? All this is too complex for even the magic eight ball to answer! Oh well, GO RANGERS!!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
A day in the life...of distorted reality
Today I taught a defensive driving class in Fort Worth, 14 students, they were amazing! I didn't sexual abuse any of them, physically anyway. I'm headed over to Daun's house, maybe watch a movie and smoke some weed! Peace out!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
A day at White Rock Lake
Today me and my girlfriend Daun, walked around White Rock Lake in Dallas. It was 11 miles around the lake. Originally we were only going to walk to Garland Road from the parking lot of where we started but decided to go all the way around once we got to Garland Road. WTF!!!??? I feel like I've been gang raped by a pack of gorillas! I didn't think it would be that big of a deal to walk around the lake, boy was I wrong!
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